Dead Inside But It’s Summer Sticker – Funny Skeleton Pool Float Vinyl Sticker – Waterproof Summer Humor Decal for Laptops & Tumblers

💀 Dead Inside but It’s Summer – Vinyl Skeleton Sticker

Emotionally unavailable, but fully committed to the poolside vibes.
This sticker features a relaxed skeleton lounging in a watermelon pool float, sipping on a colorful drink with the phrase “Dead Inside but It’s Summer.” It’s the perfect mashup of spooky and sunshine — a vibe all too real.

Product Details:

✔️ Size: 3" x 2.9"
✔️ Material: Waterproof, weather-resistant vinyl
✔️ Finish: Matte
✔️ Quantity: 1 sticker per order

Why You’ll Love It:

🌞 Dark humor meets summer fun
🌞 Waterproof, scratch-resistant, fade-proof — built for pool days and bad days alike
🌞 Great for laptops, tumblers, water bottles, coolers, or your emotional support journal

📦 Shipping & Processing:

Made to order – ships in 1–5 business days
Delivered via USPS Ground Advantage or Priority Mail

If your soul’s checked out but your beach bag’s packed — this is your summer mood in sticker form.

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