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I Hate Everyone But Coffee Helps Sticker – Skeleton Coffee Vinyl Decal – Dark Humor Waterproof Sticker – Sarcastic Sticker for Coffee Lovers
I Hate Everyone But Coffee Helps Sticker – Skeleton Coffee Vinyl Decal – Dark Humor Waterproof Sticker – Sarcastic Sticker for Coffee Lovers
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☕ I Hate Everyone But Coffee Helps – Skeleton Coffee Sticker
When caffeine is the only thing keeping your social tolerance alive.
This sticker features a sarcastic skeleton clutching their coffee like it’s a lifeline, paired with the painfully relatable phrase:
"I hate everyone but coffee helps."
Perfect for introverts, overworked adults, and anyone with a love/hate relationship with mornings.
Product Details:
✔️ Size: 3.2" x 3.3"
✔️ Material: Waterproof vinyl – durable, weather-resistant, and scratchproof
✔️ Finish: Glossy
✔️ Application: Peel-and-stick with ease
✔️ Quantity: 1 sticker per order
Why You'll Love It:
☕ For those who run on caffeine and sarcasm
☕ Looks amazing on tumblers, laptops, planners, or office mugs
☕ A hilarious gift for coworkers, teachers, or anyone surviving one cup at a time
☕ High-quality finish with bold, clean printing
📦 Shipping & Processing:
Made to order – ships in 1–5 business days
Delivered via USPS Ground Advantage or Priority Mail
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